Archive for June, 2010

What to say to a new mother?

Before motherhood appeared on my resume, I dreamed of rocking my babies to sleep. I dreamed of nursing them, feeling a rush of natural oneness from feeding my children. I dreamed of nose-to-nose cooing, sweet and powdery one-on-one time that lasted for hours.

Of course, I knew my babies would cry once in a while, and I knew that they woke up sometimes. But idiot that I was, I think I figured that MY babies would sleep through the night within the first two weeks of life. I thought breastfeeding would be easy. I thought I’d fit back into my size 4 jeans within a month, a la Heidi Klum walking down the Victoria’s Secret runway.

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Stumbling Through Breastfeeding

I sensed there would be a problem the moment the instructor of my breastfeeding class showed video footage of various mothers nursing their children: clip after clip of babies latching onto perfectly protruded nipples. My nipples didn’t do that.

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Unplugging the Monitor

My children are screaming upstairs. Wait. The baby was screaming but is now either laughing maniacally or doing that fake cough she’s learned by listening to her sister’s asthmatic cough for the last four weeks. The asthmatic sister is showing no signs of asthma if her full throated screams are anything to judge by. They’re [...]

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The Butterfly and the Pirate

Ahoy, mateys!

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When You’re Mad at Your Kid…

“Mama, can Lukey and I have some Gatorade PLEASE?” Annabel asked, after we came in from bike riding.

I’d usually say no, but since my husband left it out on the counter, I gave in. “Just sit at the table to drink it, please. And we’ll have to brush our teeth after lunch,” I told her, remembering the 5 year-old I know who has a mouth full of cavities.

I turned my back on my daughter then, in order to finish making the grilled cheese. I’d just ASSUMED that she’d listen to me.

But not one minute later, I heard, “Mama, I spilled!” Then silence.

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Boat Rides

They say that the two best days in a boat owner’s life are 1) the day you buy the boat and 2) the day you sell the boat.

I say, it’s much better to have a FRIEND who owns a boat. We’re lucky that our best friends do.

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Happy Summer!

The heat and humidity have devoured south Florida, leaving us all with thirsts that must be quenched.

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To Nap or Not to Nap?

Luke, my 3 year-old, has pretty much dropped his nap. Obviously, he didn’t read Weissbluth’s Healthy Sleep Habits, Happy Child, in which Weissbluth reports that 91% of 3 year-olds still nap—or else Luke just falls in that minority 9%. Once we switched him into that big boy bed, bye-bye nap.

It’s usually not really that big of a deal, as Luke’s bedtime is super easy now, and he falls into a deep twelve-hour sleep around 7 pm. I know he’s probably getting enough total sleep, and most of the time, he’s a happy, even-tempered kid.

Except for today.

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“Did you buy the stuff I like???”

We eat fairly healthy around here, though chocolate is admittedly a main food group for our entire family. And ever since I was pregnant with Annabel (yikes!) six years ago, I’ve been conscious to drink organic milk and eat organic dairy products. In Santa Monica, we were lucky to have weekly farmer’s markets from which to buy fresh local produce. But here in Boca Raton, while fresh citrus, berries, and some leafy greens can indeed be found locally, our local supermarket chain likes to individually wrap produce in plastic. Yuck.

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The Most Popular Girl in the Room!

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As a senior in high school, I lobbied my classmates hard to vote for me as “MOST DRAMATIC” in the high school yearbook. Despite having the lead in almost every high school play and winning my fair share of dramatic competitions, I desperately NEEDED my peers to identify ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! as more dramatic than anyone else in the class of ’95. Winning cost me a box of donuts to my homeroom, but I thought it was worth it to see my place in the high school pecking order forever immortalized in a book I’ve opened twice since graduating.

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