Archive for November, 2009

How to Throw a Kick-Ass Birthday Party

Annabel turned 5 on Sunday, and we hosted her birthday party that morning. It was such a success, so much fun for her, her friends, and yes, even ME, that I wanted to let you all know exactly how to replicate the best 5th birthday party ever! Best of all, you don’t have to spend hundreds of dollars or weeks of planning time to pull it off.

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To My Daughter on Her 5th Birthday,

Dear Annabel,
Five years ago today, I was in the throes of contractions and non-medicated labor pains. When you arrived, you had a perfectly shaped head, kissable red lips, a sprinkling of fuzzy blonde hair, and your mama’s blue eyes. You were my firstborn, my baby who made my heart feel a fullness that I didn’t know was missing.

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Memories, How They Can Linger–if You Convert!

A few months ago, my dad presented us with a rubber-banded pile of dvds. They were each clearly labeled–Jennifer’s Childhood #1, Melanie’s Childhood #2, Melanie’s Bat Mitzvah Party, Melanie’s 5th Grade Play, et cetera… Many of the images on these dvds were horrifying–especially those showing me with bangs up to the roof chanting in Hebrew while wearing blue eyeshadow. And while we watched my 5th grade play, “A Dragon’s Tale,” one night for family movie night, I’m still hesitant to peek at some of the rest of these captured memories.

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Slacker Mom No Longer

It’s happened. It’s finally happened. After two and a half years of skipping words and turning past whole pages of books, my son has finally caught on and called me on my tricks. I will no longer be able to be a slacker mom and rush through a book ever again.

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The V-Word

Annabel, my four and a half year-old, is learning to read. Part of this process is just exposure to books, part of it is “sight” words (like “STOP” or “No” or “Publix”), and part of it is memorization. She’d memorized all of The Cat in the Hat almost two years ago. Now, she’s moved on to Curious George books, too. But my favorite part about it is her complete confidence in herself that she can read ANY word, ANY book.

And she can’t.

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Superglue Behind the Rocker

My two year-old, Luke, much like his father, likes gadgets. He loves cell phones, remote controls, barbecue tongs, and screwdrivers. He also likes to take things he’s not supposed to. Usually, when he makes off with his contraband, be it my lip gloss or my home phone or his sister’s digital camera, he heads straight for his room, where he can have thirty seconds alone to wreak havoc until I catch up with him.

His hiding place of choice is the corner behind his rocking chair. Perhaps Luke thinks that we can’t see him back there.

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Guess What? I Actually Like My Daughter!

I really like my daughter. I know that must seem like a “No duh,” thing to say. Maternal love is a requirement of the job, after all, even if it doesn’t always occur like it should. And of course, I love Annabel to a degree that I now understand the biological animal instinct to kill those who would threaten my young. But I LIKE her, I want to be her BFF forever, even though I know that role isn’t always the appropriate one.

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Space Invaders

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Having just dropped my mom and grandmother off at the airport, I feel I have some advice I can offer those of you with holiday house guests on the way. See, my family is not the “we’ll visit, rent a car, and stay at a hotel” sort. We are instead of the “we paid a fortune for this plane ticket and never see you, so we’ll be moving in for two weeks!!” persuasion.

How do I stand it, you ask? More importantly perhaps, how does my husband stand it?! The truth is, we love having our two-bedroom home invaded by family. Over the years though, we have developed a few coping strategies that keep us sane and that keep our families happy. Will these tips make you appreciate your mother-in-law’s child rearing advice more? Will they prevent you from snapping at your cousin and then drinking too much at Thanksgiving dinner? Probably not. But hopefully they’ll help you through the holiday season with an ounce more sanity and a pound more happiness.

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Divorce

I just learned another set of married friends have decided to divorce. This is couple number five. So far there have been no kids involved, but that’s coming soon since this is a procreating decade for us, which involves more lameness but fewer hangovers than the wedding decade. This news — combined with the unraveling of the Draper marriage on the season finale of Mad Men — has me depressed.

Depressed, but not surprised.

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Another Holiday Tale, According to a Four Year-Old

Annabel’s preschool curriculum units center around holiday celebrations. Having just finished studying the well-known Jewish holiday of Simchat Torah (and for you fellow Glee fans, I’m sure you’ll remember Puck’s reference), they’ve now moved on to the more secular holiday of Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because it’s centered on two of my life’s passions: family togetherness and food. So, I’m excited that Annabel is learning about this American holiday in depth. In fact, she came home the other day, ready to re-tell the entire Thanksgiving tale to anyone who would listen…

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