Archive for July, 2009

Home, Sweet Home

**Caveat to my husband: If you want anyone at all to read this blog, I must make fun of you at times. All women do this. It’s part of our pact. Deal, my love.

Let me recap a conversation that my moving-and-grooving, “let’s make a phone call and make things happen” husband and I shared about a week ago….

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Mother’s Milk

I am deeply, passionately committed to breastfeeding. Now I am not the type to attack a fellow mom for not breastfeeding her baby, but I will privately think that she’s a fool for not sticking with it long enough to discover that it’s the lazy mother’s way to feed a baby. Moms who bottle feed, for whatever reason, are spending way more money than me and working much much harder than I am as a new parent. And I think we should be doing much more as a society to support the lazy, breastfeeding mothers of America.

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You Can Always Go Home Again…Almost

For those of you who read my last post, the kids and I made it to Kansas City in one piece. The flight was fairly non-eventful, except for the lady who made eye contact with me, pushed in front of me and my POTTY-TRAINING son, and rushed into the bathroom before us. ?And the kids were pretty much angels on the plane, thanks to lollipops, Dora, and some disgusting fruit-and-chutney potato chips that their father gave to them. I’m still thanking him for their breath.

Now, I’m home. Home to me is still the house I moved into when I was ten years old. My parents have changed out the kitchen counters and the 1980’s mauve wall-to-wall carpet, but the one thing I’ve always counted on since going away for college is that my room stays the same.

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Getting Ready to Fly

On Wednesday, the kids and I will fly to Kansas City to visit my family….husbandless. We’ve done it many times before, so I should be a pro by now. There should be no problems. In my mind, this is how the 3 hour flight will go…

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You’re a Smart Girl: Beware of Bad Praise

Did Sarah Palin’s parents praise their daughter enough? Probably too much, according to The Wall Street Journal’s Peggy Noonan who in her latest column writes, “It’s arguable that membership in the self-esteem generation harmed her. For 30 years the self-esteem movement told the young they’re perfect in every way. It’s yielding something new in history: an entire generation with no proper sense of inadequacy.” Even if you don’t believe that Sarah Palin is the Sanjaya of politics, Noonan’s comment touches upon the risk of well intended but poorly executed praise: creating an adult with a barracuda-sized ego.

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Just Like the Gorillas at the Zoo…

My son, my beautiful, goofy, smiley, blonde two year-old son, now has a new nickname. Shit for Brains.

And this is why….

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That Twilight Fantasy

My girlfriends and I get together a few times a month for the normal five bottles of wine and talk that gets increasingly baser in nature as the night goes on. Last night, Carrie hosted us at her house for dinner. We talked about the recipes we’d tried for the first time, our kids’ potty habits, and summer vacation plans.

And then we started to talk about the men. As we always do.

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I Must Remember This…

Thinking the day that Addy was born that there’s no way in hell I’m going through that again…

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Redemption

I have forgiven my son for the head tosses. I have accepted the shrugs and grunts rather than hugs and kisses and this is why:

During an extended family dinner, my mother says, “So, Zachary I hear you aren’t marrying Lily anymore.” (Lily was Zachary’s preschool and kindergarten girlfriend.)

Zachary’s face stricken with horror that his grandmother even mentioned it shakes his head no.

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Song Lyrics Gone Wrong

Here is how my four year-old sings the old classics….

In honor of our national pastime: “Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the kraut!” (she must be racist against Germans)

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