Archive for February, 2009

I Gave Up Highlights to Be a Soccer Mom


I’m not the most vain woman I know, truly. I have little interest in fashion, hence my “I shop the sales at Old Navy” look. Manicures and pedicures are for special occasions only, and waxing is a necessity here in south Florida rather than a vain luxury. I frequently go without makeup and I prefer sunscreen and a hat to Botox (for the moment). But I do highlight my hair. It started when I was around twenty-one, the bright blonde of my childhood and adolescence having faded to a goldish/mousy light brown. I’ve tried going darker through the years, but I always end up streaky blonde again. I just feel blonde inside, I guess, and it has nothing to do with flashiness or being noticed. It has to do with who I see in pictures from my lifetime and who I see in the mirror. I want to still be the same person, regardless of what age and hormonal changes have done to my hair.

But my highlight appointments, that one and a half hours every six to eight weeks, have been overrun. They’ve been pushed back, rescheduled, and GASP, even cancelled lately, due to one pesky culprit–weekend soccer.

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Put on Your Self-Examination Glasses

Recently a Facebook friend’s status read as follows: “My husband is in the dog house!  My son called him a stupid ass and he didn’t even get in trouble.”  Confusing pronoun usage aside, what troubles me most about this statement how short sighted it is.  Yes, her son should receive a logical consequence for being [...]

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Hurricane Beth

I am a hormonal hurricane. I have presently laid waste to my own household and don’t be surprised if I make landfall in your own backyard for I am pregnant and hell knows what I’m capable of. My poor husband and toddler don’t seem to know what hit them. One minute I’m smiling fondly at [...]

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Justice

It happened so fast, I couldn’t have stopped him if I tried. Or maybe I didn’t want to stop him. Maybe, just maybe the other kid deserved it. What’s a little sand in the mouth anyway? I read somewhere that the more germs kids ingest, the better their immunity. (Don’t quote me on that because [...]

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Cocktails First, Questions Later

No, I’m not going to be writing about getting blitzed with my girlfriends. The title of this post, “Cocktails First, Questions Later,” refers to the slogan on the turquoise t-shirt of my next-door neighbor. Why should I care if she likes to promote drinking and perhaps promiscuity, you wonder? Why should it bother me that [...]

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Top Ten Things I Never Thought I’d Say Before Becoming A Parent

Before actually becoming a mother, I always envisioned myself as the cool mom. That mom who would never succumb to those mom-isms. You know, those one-liners that we attribute to OUR mothers, but could never imagine ourselves saying. Like, “Do you think money grows on trees?” or “Sticks and stones may break your bones,” or [...]

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